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Making Way
for Midas Mulligan: A Paranoid Vision of our Mountain Future Just because you’re paranoid
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I’m looking at Colorado’s latest outbreak of contention between fishermen and whitewater boaters, and I’m thinking that life, like the planet life lives on, must have a lot of underlying geology: otherwise why these ridiculous and intractable surface perturbations? Earthquakes, volcanoes happen on the planet, and we can either believe it to be an Act of God, or we can listen to geologists who ask us to believe that we are riding huge stone islands afloat on a sea of molten magma, islands that are grinding and crunching against each other, resulting in all these disruptive surface perturbations. Is life like that too? We have all these perturbations on the surface of things, conflicts we don’t seem to be able to resolve in victory and defeat or compromise – why not? Why can’t Coloradans come to some kind of a once-and-for-all decision about whether there is or is not a “right to float” across private property on the state’s rivers? Is there something going on beneath the surface of our society, some tectonic activity at work, for which these surface disruptions are just symptomatic? That’s where the paranoia comes in – or what geologists would call “hypothesizing.” No one has ever seen a tectonic plate floating on a sea of magma; that whole theory began as a great leap of imagination by Alfred Wegener back in 1912, putting together a lot of scattered bits of evidence with a lot of supposition, and the Society of Respectable Geologists just laughed – paranoid fantasy. But as the years went by, that theory fit more of the accumulating evidence than any other theory did, and now it’s in geology texts as if it were stone true. So the story I am about to tell you involves a lot of that kind of hypothesizing, about the mountain culture I grew up in here in the Colorado Rockies, the culture that created the Mountain Gazette (or vice versa, or both) – a mountain culture that might now be on its way out. “Not with a bang but a whimper,” as old T.S. put it. A whimper or a discounted buyout or a series of neverending lawsuits or some other well-funded strategy in the kind of war of attrition the have-mores can always wage against the have-less. Paranoia, you’ll say. But just because you’re paranoid doesn’t mean they aren’t after you. Time to get under the surface of some of this nonsense. *
Like many of our stories here in the
mountains, this story has a river running through it, and the story
starts on the
river. The river is the
The
Those familiar with water conflicts in the West will recognize an old, old river story in that sentence about fishing and floating. Fishermen and floaters have long been at odds; the last thing a serious fly fisherman working the eddies and pools below a rapid wants to see is a raftload of screaming tourists careening down into his or her aesthetics. Most rafters, especially the commercial boatmen, know this, and for the most part, do their best to give fishermen as much of the river as they can in passing, but still.
The
current issue on the
Most
of the
Those
of you who have been following whitewater news already know how this
episode of
the story begins. A land developer from
Both
companies have been operating on the river, floating through that
private land,
for a couple decades now – not without conflicts, mostly of a
guerilla sort.
One incident featured a property owner with a shotgun (he was arrested
for
that), and there is an infamous low bridge which requires everyone in
the rafts
to lay down flat in the boat when the water is up. But the It’s worth noting that fifteen other western states with roughly the same legal foundations have managed to resolve this conflict through legislation or other legal accommodations. But Colorado persists in making it a Big Deal on which, hangs – all or nothing, we are led to believe – the Future of Godgiven Property Rights on the one hand, and the Godgiven Right to Enjoy Our Waterways on the other.
So
it becomes problematic when people floating along on the people’s
water in some
kind of floating device float into someone’s private property.
But
they would not go beyond that to assert a “right to float”
that equals or trumps
the private property right, and as a result, landowners can file civil
suits
against floaters for all kinds of damages against their domestic
tranquility, property
values, environmental disturbances, or whatever else their lawyers can
drum up.
And the Property owners definitely hold the stronger hand in this issue; property rights are an established right, foundational to the American Way of Life, and a trump card in their hands is the issue of “taking”; even if a new “right to float” through private property were to be established, wouldn’t that constitute a “taking” for which the property owner would be entitled to some payment, to be established in civil court?
So
with or without the “right to float,” the path leads to
civil court for the
floaters, and when it comes to torts, all people are not created equal
on the
issue of affordability. The floating industry already has a horror
story there,
which occurred farther down in the But that case never went to trial – and here’s where my paranoia starts to kick in. Just the process of discoveries, interrogatories and depositions can put an awful lot of expensive time on a lawyer’s clock, and it takes pretty deep pockets just to defend oneself against a civil complaint, even if you might be in the right. In this case, the defendant was basically driven out of business by the cost of making his case. No right or wrong was determined; one party just couldn’t afford to carry on the battle.
That’s
the future the rafting companies on the
But
even if it passes, it also avoids the “right to float”
question for floaters in
general, and says nothing about the “taking” issue. It
would undoubtedly be
challenged in a civil suit – quite likely on the
How
wealthy these folks are was demonstrated back in the late 1980s and
1990s, when
they endeared themselves to
To
this point, I’ve probably said nothing you haven’t heard
before if you’ve been
following the “right to float” issue. This is all up on the
surface, like the
river that runs through it. And that might be where it would have
stayed for
me, had not an old lifelong We had just heard the lawyer for the Dallas developer on the Taylor explain with convincing rationality why there was no “right to float,” and representatives from the two rafting companies explain with convincing rationality why there was. Then the rancher said something that, for me, took the whole question right off the surface and drilled down to a “tectonic” level. “Thirty years ago,” he said, “recreation wasn’t even part of the water discussion, but since then we ranchers have gotten beat up over recreational uses of the water. Now, the elites are doing the same thing to you guys in recreation.” That alone might not have been enough to yank me down to the tectonic/paranoid level, but it immediately fired a synaptic jump to a talk I heard two years ago up in Mt. Crested Butte. (This is the way paranoia works – everything fits in.)
The
speaker was a guy named I am not going to go into a detailed rundown of what Schechter says in his presentation, nor am I going to use any of his abundant statistics and graphs supporting his analysis; I am (like a true paranoiac) just going to present his main conclusion, which basically reinforces Bill Trampe’s observation with a convincing statistics and transparent logical analysis: according to Schechter, an “investment culture” of wealthy retirees, lone eagle investors, and businessmen who don’t have to live where their workers work is now supplanting the recreation-oriented economic culture of the resort communities.
Still
down on the “tectonic” level, he sees · First generation – Hunter-gatherer (native Americans, beaver-pelt trappers, gold and silver high-graders); ·
Second
generation – Land use (farming,
forestry, other agriculture; mining, oil & gas, other extractives); ·
Third
generation – Value added (manufacturing
where transportation allows, tourism where scenery allows); ·
Fourth generation –
Intellectual activity (professional services,
investments, all with
their “activity” elsewhere).
So the
Is this happening? It certainly
looks like it in the
The statistical information is
reinforced by anecdotal information – like a 2009 The recreation/tourism economy, according to Schechter, is being replaced by what he calls the “lifestyle economy.” The mountain valleys have what everyone wants: a) a healthy environment and wildlife (puts a new meaning on “bear market”), b) abundant recreational opportunities, c) simpler more intimate communities (simpler?), and d) personal safety. The resort-based recreation economy grew up in the second half of the 20th century to provide the opportunity of enjoying those amenities to the new middle class that kept expanding until the mid-1980s. Some of us middle classers (probably a lot of the Mountain Gazette readership) moved here to work and live in that quasi-industrial economy of recreational experiences, and made it our culture. Now, however – more paranoia. Has anyone noticed that the American middle class – that definitive evidence that there was an American dream and it worked – is disappearing? Again, there is no shortage of statistical evidence that this is so – stagnation or decrease in real wages since the reign of Saint Ronald, the disappearance of most of the manufacturing sector that gave families their leg up into relative prosperity and sent their kids to college, the increasing unaffordability of home ownership, et cetera, et cetera.
The
nation is still in massive denial about this (except for us enlightened
paranoiacs); we want to think that these are only temporary setbacks,
transitions to something that will be (as it always is in Schechter observes that the economic and political leadership in our mountain communities unfortunately “are using third generation tools (planning, revenue generation, governance, etc.) and a 3rd generation mindset to deal with fourth generation challenges.” That is, we are still trying to believe that we are resort communities for vacationing middle-class visitors, rather than facing the reality that we are becoming “lifestyle communities” for the wealthy. Well, why not? Our local economies are still made up of businesses – motels and lodges, affordable restaurants, retailers to tourists, et cetera – that depend on strong seasonal flows of visitors. Only the construction industry is increasingly geared toward service to the “lifestyle community,” building the castles that suit the aristocratic sensibility. But even most of the people in that industry are aware that they are constructing a world in which they will not be welcome. Why shouldn’t the economic and political leadership in the valleys try to fend off or at least minimize this transition that basically undermines most of our local economy? Why shouldn’t we ask our legislators to try to protect the businesses that have been supporting hundreds of seasonal workers with something approaching a middle-class living?
On a related
note – related, at least, in the paranoid mind where everything
is related –
why should we here in the Upper Gunnison docilely accept the judgment
of the U.
S. Forest Service that there is insufficient community support for a
ski area
expansion in Crested Butte, just because a single group made up
primarily of
retirees, hedge-funders and trust-funders says (over and over and over,
loudly)
that they don’t want it? Is the Forest Service starting to shift
back toward
the Pinchotian sensibility, that good conservation means protecting the
forests
from the appetency of the hoi polloi
who live near the forests? Or – the same thing basically –
are they trying to
cater to the emerging aristocracy that likes things “at
home” kind of laid-back
and not disruptively busy with “economic activity”? The
rich have always wanted
one thing only in their retreats – the right kind of people. Let
the growth
happen out there where our money comes from, to keep that money coming,
but not
here in our private Okay – the problem with paranoia is that it takes you off the deep end, drives you to polar extremes. In my saner moments I don’t believe in unchecked and undirected economic growth; nor do I believe that a ski resort expansion will necessarily revive Crested Butte’s ski-based economy; nor do I believe that the existing tourism/recreation economy in this marginally remote valley can revive or even survive without a resurrection of the American middle class that enabled it through the last half of the 20th century. And I’m afraid I do believe that the American middle class itself is so degenerated and alienated from itself by corrupt money-biased media, and so dulled by cultural and political irresponsibility, and so dispirited by thirty years of steady hammering by the emergent plutocracy, that any hope of such a resurrection is very slim indeed.... After its setback in the 1920s and 30s, the plutocracy has come back stronger than ever. * Meanwhile, back at the river. What should happen there – what could happen there – to forefend the imminent train wreck? (In which I would predict another victory for the rich simply because they can afford the war of attrition that will result once it gets into the courts.)
Reasonably
intelligent compromises could resolve it. The rafters could forego the
headbutt
over rights, which, up against the sacred property right, they will
probably
lose, and accept the concept of a state-regulated licensing that
includes
limits on access to river stretches crossing private property –
probably time
limits (no floatillas during the earlier and later hours when the
fishing is
best) and capacity limits (half an hour between launches that cross
private
property). And the property owners could concede that the purchase of a
piece
of property does not include a legal right to the entire viewshed, even
though
the price might suggest that it should. Everybody could just fucking
relax a
little and enjoy
But that
is an unlikely resolution, because of the slow grind of cultural
tectonics
moving under us all today – moving us back to the feudal society
of the
plutocracy, rule by the rich, in which there is no commonwealth, just
their wealth
and everyone else’s cheap labor. What’s happening on the
I find
myself thinking these days about Ayn Rand’s epic rant against the
You see –
penultimate paranoia now – the thousand-page book tells a tale of
how those supposed
movers and shakers withdrew from a society composed of them and the
millions
freeloading off of them, and retreated to – well, to a secret
valley in the mountains
of Colorado, owned by a financier named Midas Mulligan. There, with the
help of
some energy sources and machines that continue to be inexplicable in
terms of
the laws of physics, they created a cozy utopia, while the world absent
their
disciplined selfishness went to hell. And an unnamed river ran through
their
valley, whose name might have been the Ah, paranoia. But just because you’re paranoid doesn’t mean they aren’t after you. Colorado is a great place,” Rearden said.
“It’s going to be the
greatest in the country.”
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A rich guy in “Atlas Shrugged” ***
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